May 2013
Help a TWOC survive summer →
kiriamaya:
mocosyamores:
Hi everyone,
I’m getting over my shame and internalized ableism and asking for help. I’m a chronically ill unemployed trans gurl who just left sex work (as in, yesterday) because I finally lost my shit. I’m also moving out of my abusive household in June, around the 15th or so. I don’t have a place to stay yet so the more money I have saved up, the more likely someone...
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
sadhag:
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
mmtthhddss:
Community College Tips:
Don’t talk to anybody
Don’t make eye contact
Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
Transfer
The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self...
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
mythinkingdiary:
hazelgracelancaster:
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
I
stelmarias:
next time your teacher asks if you can go to the bathroom piss yourself in front of them to prove that yes, you can
egberts:
i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies
ejacutastic: dailylifeofsarahandpets: These two... →
dailylifeofsarahandpets:
These two boys are free to a good home.. but I’m having a lot of trouble finding them someone who is willing to give them a chance.
They are both friendly and love to snuggle!
They are currently living at the pet store I work at- they came in around easter time…
Forever Unrustled: fatigue →
xjeremyjohnsonx:
I think I’ve reached the point where I just dont even have the energy to get angry anymore.
I just wanna be “done.” I wanna clock out.
Im tired of caring when nobody else does. I’m tired of seeing people do mental and verbal gymnastics to excuse, justify, and invalidate claims of…
jaclcfrost:
egggcorn:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart
however, that’s...
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
lnfamy:
sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
cinderlaura:
cinderlaura:
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
“Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum...”
– PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)
fatalismulier:
Sorry for spamming you with selfies
But
My hair is reddish again. (I’m hoping it gets more red looking when it’s dry/there’s more light)
No need the be sorry, flood the dashes, please
bangcaster:
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
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Watchbuildingthiscity:
Because this has to be on everyone’s dash always.
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
